Kim Jong Il ... Limp In 60 Seconds

Yes, I know I am not keeping this blog up to date. I hope to rectify that in the coming weeks. However in case you missed this over at American Conservative Daily, we are creating a new product to commemorate Kim Jong Il's limp dongs:

Products should be up this evening at Right Things if all goes well.

Peacemonger (Through Superior Firepower)

A friend of mine said that he was a "peacemonger" and that he believed that everyone would just get along if we would "talk" to each other. Boy, what world has he been living in? I realize that some people are just so naive to not understand that evil exists but this is ridiculous!

But you know what? I realized that I am also a "peacemonger". I just understand a little better that sometimes you have to wave your bigger stick. So I created my new "Peace Mongering Through Superior Firepower" design for all of us "evil conservatives" that spend our time actually defending this country so guys like my friend can continue to be blissfully ignorant.



Enjoy!

Bill Cliton INTERN HUNTER Designs!

Because it was most important to me to wait and make sure Mr. Whittington was ok after Vice President Cheney accidentally shot him, I didn't want to release my Bill Clinton "Intern Hunter" designs until that was a certainty. Of course if Mr. Whittington dies 6 years from now while skydiving because his chute doesn't open the left will certainly blame it on Dick Cheney!

So here they are! Bill Clinton - INTERN HUNTER!
THE ONLY THING BILL CLINTON EVER HUNTED (INTERN)

SHOOTING INTERNS IN THE FACE WAS A "PRIVATE" MATTER

Dick Cheney Huntng & Gun Club

With all the work I have been doing lately I do appologize for not getting posts up with all of our new designs. In case you haven't been to Right Things this week you may not have noticed our Dick Cheney Hunt & Gun Club - Liberals "Welcome" design.

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Been A While...Still HERE!

Sometimes people don't understand that I work a regular job AND am President of my own company as well which includes coming up with designs for 4 different web stores and content for 2 major conservative political websites as well as maintaining this blog! So to answer some of the email I have been getting no, Right Things is STILL very much alive and kicking!

Just because you haven't seen a ton of new designs going up doesn't mean that I am not working on them. In fact just the other week I had 3 new designs commemorating the silliness of Mayor Ray Nagin up within minutes of his "chocolate" city comments. And they have been flying off the virtual shelves!

So never fear, Right Things are not going anywhere! It's far too popular and makes me far too much money to flush all that hard work down the old rabbit hole.

Mayor Ray Nagin Designs:
Chocolate Factory
Chocolate City
Chocolate Bar

Governor Lynn Swann

I've had Lynn Swann for Governor of Pennsylvania merchandise up for a while but since he has now officially declared his candidacy I figured it was time to let everyone know about it.

Designs currently available:




*Please note that at this time I am NOT supporting any particular candidate in the race. These designs are up solely for the purpose of letting Swann supporters show their support.

What Is Up With The Left?

Did the Weblog Delta Mike Charlie catch the Washington State Democrats showing their stripes? An item for sale which was a picture of the popular "Jesus Fish" emblazoned with the words "Hypocrite" and flames was seen on the site. The original page showing the sticker is preserved here. The new page without the sticker is here.

2006 Chappaquiddick Triathlon Designs

A couple weeks ago we officially released the 2006 version of our Chappaquiddick Triathlon Anti-Senator Edward Kennedy products. Featuring our trademark "Drink Drive Swim" design the 2006 version features a splash of color and the logos featured as yellow traffic signs.

These are by far and away our best selling design so we thought it only right that we give it a new look for the new year!

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You can also still purchase the classic black and white version as well.